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A guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
A little later, the guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."
The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the guy on the back. The guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him when he wakes up, that was a crowbar from B&Q."
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A man walks into a bar
"ouch"
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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck then leaves without saying anything
The next day the duck returns to the bar, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
hehe hope u enjoy
A little later, the guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."
The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the guy on the back. The guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him when he wakes up, that was a crowbar from B&Q."
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A man walks into a bar
"ouch"
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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck then leaves without saying anything
The next day the duck returns to the bar, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
hehe hope u enjoy
Last edited by raved_up on Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:42 pm; edited 1 time in total
